Pen Bundle Pack! – Offensive Crayons

May 29,2024

Love these? Get BOTH packs of Offensive & Demotivational Pens! 1 set of eachDemotivational Pens phrases include: You can be replaced It will probably get worse Failure is always an option You're going to fuck it up at some point Dream big then settle Offensive Pens phrases include: That's Not My Job Per My Last Ema.
Includes:

Original Offensive Crayons
Red, White, and Fuck You Edition
Holiday Edition
Porn Pack
Offensive-ISH Edition
Pot Pack

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)

Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

SET OF 48 COLORED PENCILS - Pre-sharpened for better stabbingor coloring. We're not liable with what you do with them. Built-in sharpener included.
COLOR NAMES YOU WON'T FIND ELSEWHERE- Blue Waffle, Barely Legal Lime, Mentally Ill Mango, Back to the Fuchsiaand more ridiculous colors you won't believe some factory allowed us to print. Same colors in each box.
CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BOX- Only 2,500 Units available of each. Grab your favorite just in case we don't reprint it! (Same colors in each box)
100% Satisfaction Guarantee - That they're actually colored pencils, and not anything else. Functional, sexy, and some would say the best gift you'll ever give someone outside of Plan B.

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Colored Pencils are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.

24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. “Santa’s elves”)
OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)

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Love these? Get BOTH packs of Offensive & Demotivational Pens! 1 set of eachDemotivational Pens phrases include: You can be replaced It will probably get worse Failure is always an option You're going to fuck it up at some point Dream big then settle Offensive Pens phrases include: That's Not My Job Per My Last Email I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow This Meeting Could Have Been An Email Oh, For Fucks Sake Think your office Secret Santa is as dry as office coffee? Offensive & Demotivational Pens are the adult gag gift that finally graduates from joke school. Perfect as a funny gift for white elephant events that need a real prank, because humor—like novelty—should be hilarious, not harmless..
Love these? Get BOTH packs of Offensive & Demotivational Pens!

1 set of each

Demotivational Pens phrases include:

You can be replaced
It will probably get worse
Failure is always an option
You're going to fuck it up at some point
Dream big then settle

Offensive Pens phrases include:

That's Not My Job
Per My Last Email
I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
Oh, For Fucks Sake

Think your office Secret Santa is as dry as office coffee? Offensive & Demotivational Pens are the adult gag gift that finally graduates from joke school. Perfect as a funny gift for white elephant events that need a real prank, because humor—like novelty—should be hilarious, not harmless.

At the risk of “accidentally” ingesting uranium or being shot multiple times and ruled a suicide, we’re putting out a coloring book as cheap and distasteful as we are.

We’ve taken 30 of history’s dictators and put them in compromising positions only previously accessible to select generals who may or may not have “mysteriously vanished”.

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The special three-color all-in-one gel pen writes smoothly with uninterrupted ink. 0.5mm, red, blue, black ink. Ample, smooth ink releases consistent writing and line consistency for uninterrupted, fast lines at all times. The three-color all-in-one gel pen writes smoothly with uninterrupted ink. Three color refills are freely switchable. One pen for multiple uses, which is very convenient and time-saving.

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Offensive Pens - Offensive Crayons

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